now you can pre-order the new Ask a Manager book by Alison Green on November 29, 2017 My book is now available for pre-order! Ask a Manager: How to Navigate Clueless Colleagues, Lunch-Stealing Bosses, and the Rest of Your Life at Work will be published by Random House/Ballantine on May 1, but you can pre-order it now at Amazon, Barnes & Noble, Books-A-Million, Powell’s, and more. It’s nearly all new content that you haven’t read here, and I’m so excited about it! It tackles more than 200 difficult conversations you might need to have during your career (with your boss, your coworkers, your employees, or your job interviewer) and gives you the wording to do it … focusing especially on the awkward and cringey conversations that people dread the most. (My friend suggested that we title it “Lately I’ve Been Able to Smell You From My Cubicle,” but we did not.) If you like reading about awkward situations and getting advice and scripts for addressing them, this book is for you! You can place your pre-order here and you’ll get it as soon as it publishes. (And pre-orders are really good for authors, so please don’t wait if you want it!) You may also like:my coworker self-published an X-rated book and won't stop promoting it at worksome of the weirdest posts of 2016here are things I've changed my advice on over time { 185 comments }
Bow Ties Are Cool* November 29, 2017 at 1:52 pm You can always use “Lately I Can Smell You From My Cubicle” for the sequel.
Snark* November 29, 2017 at 2:31 pm That’s the first album from my AAM-themed officecore band, Wakeen and the Llamas. We’re planning to drop our first single, “Baby You Ghosted Me (But Now I’m Your Boss)” on the same day Alison’s book launches.
Southern Ladybug* November 29, 2017 at 2:42 pm Please tell me you will have a special holiday album featuring your the holiday standby “Hanukkah Balls.”
Miss Pantalones en Fuego (formerly Floundering Mander)* November 30, 2017 at 9:12 am Don’t forget the classics “No, That’s Not Illegal” and “Wow”.
serenity* November 29, 2017 at 2:59 pm Would you consider a follow-single titled “You Asked for My Liver (And I Told You No)”?
Tuesday Next* November 29, 2017 at 3:29 pm On the B side: “Baby, Take Your Hands Outa That Pasta Salad”
serenity* November 29, 2017 at 3:36 pm Followed by the next single, naturally, “You Killed My Horse (And I Hate You Now)”
Office Pooper* November 29, 2017 at 3:50 pm Can there be a hidden track for me? ‘Poops! I Did it Again’
Specialk9* November 29, 2017 at 9:37 pm Dammit Office Pooper, now I have your lyrics as an ear worm. Give us a warning first please?!
Princess Consuela Banana Hammock* November 30, 2017 at 1:29 am I literally just lol’d. OP, you have been killing the comments this week!
CM* November 29, 2017 at 4:37 pm Don’t forget “I’m Puttin’ a Voodoo Spell On You,” “Pigeon Panic,” and the old chestnut, “Quack Quack (Get in the Duck Club).”
Archie Goodwin* November 29, 2017 at 5:18 pm So if you’re planning an album, I hear “Nixon Potluck” would be a good title.
Tuesday Next* November 29, 2017 at 3:38 pm “Lately I Can Smell You From My Cubicle” – there’s something perfect about this. I think Alison’s friend should write a guest post.
Ask a Manager* Post authorNovember 29, 2017 at 1:54 pm We’ve sold the UK rights, so it’s coming — let me see if I can find out when!
Rookie Manager* November 29, 2017 at 2:21 pm Squweeeeeeee! *cough* I mean, yeah, cool, I might have a look then.
Ramona Flowers* November 29, 2017 at 3:05 pm Book Depository is telling me I can preorder for May. I’d love a kindle version though…
Ask a Manager* Post authorNovember 30, 2017 at 10:34 am Okay, here’s the link to pre-order for the UK: https://www.amazon.com/Ask-Manager-Navigate-Colleagues-Lunch-Stealing/dp/0399181814/ref=asap_bc?ie=UTF8
FD* November 29, 2017 at 1:55 pm Congratulations! I’ll be excited to get this. Also, I’m extremely amused that the post about the coworker with the x-rated book is a related post… Perhaps we should be imagining the sensual touch of the paper against our wrists as we turn each page, eagerly exploring the perfect scripts for speaking to our colleagues?
H.C.* November 29, 2017 at 6:41 pm or an ASMR-inducing version with whispered queries and soft crinkly page turns?
FD* November 29, 2017 at 2:00 pm I love how Amazon says “Expected to arrive after Christmas.” Um…safe bet, I’d say?
Pebbles* November 29, 2017 at 2:08 pm Well, now you can’t complain if it doesn’t arrive in time for someone’s Christmas gift! :D
serenity* November 29, 2017 at 2:00 pm Yay! Can’t wait to buy this. And I love the artwork (and your alternate, un-used title too!).
Larina* November 29, 2017 at 2:02 pm I pre-ordered two copies. One for me, and one for my desk drawer for when I need to maybe pass along some of the good advice.
Anonymous Poster* November 29, 2017 at 2:07 pm Preordered! I like that one of the suggested links was the story about the self-published X-rated book. Maybe I should use that as a how-to-promote things in my own workplace… (I kid. But only a little.)
Amber Rose* November 29, 2017 at 2:10 pm Is it just US Amazon, or Canada too? My phone is having issues with pulling it up. I can (and will) go through Kobo I just really dislike them so…
missvancity* November 29, 2017 at 2:44 pm You should be able to order from Amazon.ca, Kobo, Chapters/Indigo, or any independent bookstore at this point.
Ask a Manager* Post authorNovember 29, 2017 at 2:45 pm Canadians, you can pre-order it here: https://www.chapters.indigo.ca/en-ca/books/ask-a-manager-how-to/9780399181818-item.html?ikwid=ask+a+manager&ikwsec=Home&ikwidx=0
KarenT* November 29, 2017 at 3:27 pm This Canadian has pre-ordered. As a former employee, love that you published with Penguin Random House!
oranges & lemons* November 29, 2017 at 11:22 pm Ordered one copy for now–I feel like I should lay in a stock of these for future gifts though.
missvancity* November 29, 2017 at 2:48 pm Just a note that you can also let your local library know you’d be interested in ordering the book which will trigger them to order it.
Porygon-Z* November 29, 2017 at 2:11 pm Can I just say that the suggested links for this post are great? Especially the first two.
Countess Boochie Flagrante* November 29, 2017 at 2:11 pm Preordered! Man, more Alison for me, I’m hype :D
Brett* November 29, 2017 at 2:16 pm Is there any possibility of (discounted) bulk orders? This could be a cool gift for my whole team.
insert pun here* November 29, 2017 at 2:42 pm Not Alison, not her publisher, I’m just a person who works in publishing — see here, under “business accounts” — https://www.penguinrandomhouse.com/faqs/#business-faq (Alison, feel free to delete this if your publisher wants this handled some other way!)
Brett* November 30, 2017 at 11:50 am Thank you! I’ll check with our company library as I bet they know how this would work for us.
missvancity* November 29, 2017 at 2:45 pm Check with your local bookstore! Many stores will give you a discount for bulk orders.
ThisIsNotWhoYouThinkItIs* November 29, 2017 at 2:28 pm Is there an affiliate link? Wasn’t sure. Not sure how that works if you are the author! Wanted to check before I ordered from Amazon. :) Otherwise, absolutely yes to the preorder. Congrats!
ThisIsNotWhoYouThinkItIs* November 29, 2017 at 2:50 pm :D Preordered a paper copy and may come back for a Kindle one. :) Thanks for all that you do, Alison, and congratulations!
H.C.* November 29, 2017 at 2:34 pm I’m amused that the first related post link is the one about co-worker publishing an X-rated book. I presume yours will be PG-13 at best (worst) ;)
Jadelyn* November 29, 2017 at 4:48 pm I don’t know, with some of the letters Alison gets… Quack quack, is all I’m going to say.
Ask a Manager* Post authorNovember 29, 2017 at 2:38 pm There’s no decision yet on who will narrate (but that would be pretty cool).
Bibliovore* November 29, 2017 at 2:49 pm Its got to be a woman. Kate Mulgrew? (dry and weighty) Mary McDonnell? (Firm and commanding)
serenity* November 29, 2017 at 2:52 pm I kind of like the idea of Amy Schumer narrating this. I don’t know why.
Camellia* November 29, 2017 at 3:03 pm Whoever they are, they have to be able to say “Ack! Don’t do that.” in the proper tone of voice.
OlympiasEpiriot* November 29, 2017 at 2:57 pm Unfortunately, LaWanda Page has passed. I would love to hear Aunt Esther reading these scripts. (Yes, I’m old. And Sanford and Son is still wonderful.)
Arjay* November 29, 2017 at 3:42 pm Hee, I misunderstood and thought you meant she had “passed” on the recording project, not that she had passed from this mortal coil.
nutella fitzgerald* November 29, 2017 at 3:44 pm Then when it becomes a movie that can be a nice piece of trivia for the Amazon Prime X-Ray. “nutella fitzgerald, who voiced the role of Fergus in the audiobook, is a three-time user of advice from the Ask a Manager blog to maintain steady employment (2012, 2014, 2015).”
Sarah in Boston* November 30, 2017 at 2:07 pm That’s the only reason I’m holding off on pre-ordering. I’m hoping the audio version will have you narrating! (Well that and it’s not available for pre-order on Audible yet and I think it’s such a perfect book for the audio format.)
Mephyle* November 29, 2017 at 2:49 pm Alternatively cool would be to have it narrated a voice artist who can bring our favourite office personalities to life; Jane, Wakeen, Fergus, Bob and all the rest of the gang.
frostipaws* November 29, 2017 at 3:35 pm How about B.J. Harrison from The Classic Tales Podcast? https://www.voices.com/people/bjharrison
Mephyle* November 29, 2017 at 4:23 pm And Lucinda, I couldn’t remember the other female names when I listed them above.
Princess Consuela Banana Hammock* November 30, 2017 at 1:31 am OMG, it could be a Prairie Home Manager!
Bibliovore* November 29, 2017 at 2:47 pm Tour??? Will the be a tour???? Will you be at ALA? Will you be at BookExpo??????
Snark* November 29, 2017 at 4:35 pm I’m just imagining a bunch of AAM fans showing up to signings in cosplay – people in suits with Fergus and Jane nametags, a chocolate teapot here or there, some llamas, Duck Club t-shirts – and nobody else knowing what the hell is going on.
Jadelyn* November 29, 2017 at 4:51 pm …well, I know what my Halloween costume for next year will be. (I’m thinking, dressed as a llama in a duck club tshirt with a Wakeen nametag, carrying a chocolate teapot. I look forward to the bewildered expressions on my coworkers’ faces.)
Ask a Manager* Post authorNovember 29, 2017 at 2:56 pm I don’t think so, but I don’t actually know — we haven’t started talking publicity yet, although I imagine we will have to soon. My understanding is that book tours aren’t so much a thing anymore unless you’re a celebrity, but I’ll keep you posted!
Detective Amy Santiago* November 29, 2017 at 5:40 pm A friend of mine recently had a book published and did a book tour. I’m pretty sure he’s not a celebrity, but his stuff is kind of niche. So it’s possible that you might get one since you are also kind of niche.
Mike C.* November 30, 2017 at 12:42 am If it’s something you want to do, the major independent book stores in the Seattle area (Third Place Books comes to mind) have several smaller authors doing events several times a week. Or maybe Cascadia is just full of weirdos, who knows. In any case, congrats!
Julie Clare* November 30, 2017 at 1:09 am Chanting: TOUR TOUR TOUR For serious, if you want to do Politics & Prose or another DC area store, I know a guy…
bibliovore* November 30, 2017 at 2:16 am Minnesota . University of Minnesota Bookstore, magers and quinn, I KNOW people.
JeanB in NC* November 29, 2017 at 2:51 pm I wasn’t able to get the pre-order for the ebook to work but I’ll try the link at home to see if it works.
Ask a Manager* Post authorNovember 29, 2017 at 2:54 pm Here’s a direct link to the Kindle version if that’s what you want to get: https://www.amazon.com/Ask-Manager-Navigate-Colleagues-Lunch-Stealing-ebook/dp/B0755ZKS2H/ref=tmm_kin_swatch_0?_encoding=UTF8&qid=&sr=
Camellia* November 29, 2017 at 3:05 pm Is there a Nook version? (I’m at work and can’t check for myself.)
Ask a Manager* Post authorNovember 29, 2017 at 3:06 pm Yes! Here’s a direct link: https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/ask-a-manager-alison-green/1127023675;jsessionid=447EDDAA8359751207157DF3A5D999B6.prodny_store01-atgap02?ean=9780399181825&st=AFF&2sid=Random%20House%20Inc_8373827_NA&sourceId=AFFRandom%20House%20IncM000023
Me2* November 29, 2017 at 2:52 pm Pre-ordered! Come to Portland and talk at Powell’s please oh please oh please!!
serenity* November 29, 2017 at 3:00 pm Wait, so will you be doing a book tour? Of the states, at least?
Ask a Manager* Post authorNovember 29, 2017 at 3:03 pm See above — basically, I’m not sure, but I think book tours aren’t used as much as they were in the past. But once we start talking more concretely about publicity stuff, I will let you all know!
Bibliovore* November 30, 2017 at 9:26 am Perhaps a contest for a location on the launch date. a NY Times reporting store. Pre-solds and a signing. yes, I know. keep my eyes on my own plate. or since you are local- Politics and Prose is the place.
hayling* November 29, 2017 at 3:47 pm You have so many loyal AAM followers! I just pre-ordered the book. Would love to meet you in person!!!
Melody Pond* November 29, 2017 at 10:42 pm Portland loves you! Please, please, please come to Portland and talk at Powell’s! I live super close, and I could come hear you talk!
Erica the Red* November 29, 2017 at 2:58 pm If we mail our copy to you with return postage will you autograph it? :-)
Teapot PR consultant* November 29, 2017 at 3:16 pm In SFF land, bookplates are the thing, rather than sending books to and fro. The author signs an adhesive backed bookplate and it just goes in the mail. Might this be possible for AAM readers Please??
Red Reader* November 29, 2017 at 3:22 pm Indeed – I just saw a post from Jim Hines offering to do that this morning for his most recent.
danr* November 29, 2017 at 5:28 pm I’ll have to find a place to put it since I’m getting an electronic copy. [grin]
Emily S.* November 29, 2017 at 3:58 pm Seconded! It’d be great to have an option to buy a signed bookplate. I know cookbook authors do them, and other authors too.
Princess Consuela Banana Hammock* November 30, 2017 at 1:33 am I love this idea. And I would love it even more if we could fill the bookplate design with AAM memes (llamas, rice, teapots, voodoo dolls?).
NW Mossy* November 29, 2017 at 5:29 pm “I’m sorry I’ve been calling you Jo-a-quin the whole time we’ve worked together.”
amandabk* November 29, 2017 at 8:01 pm Thank you for this … for some reason the wakeen/Joaquin story CRACKS me up. I think it is when the LW said that sometimes she said (in front of Wakeen) … “hey, we should talk to Joe-a-kin about this” It gets me every time!
MJ (Aotearoa/New Zealand)* November 29, 2017 at 2:58 pm I’m on the other side of the world, so usually pre-order stuff off Book Depository — but is it more beneficial to you if we pre-order through the link you’ve given?
Ask a Manager* Post authorNovember 29, 2017 at 2:59 pm I don’t think so — I think all pre-orders are good for me, regardless of source. (Thanks for asking!)
MJ (Aotearoa/New Zealand)* November 29, 2017 at 3:17 pm Awesome — in that case, pre-ordered! Can’t wait!
Andrea Bayden* November 29, 2017 at 6:25 pm Yes!!! I’m in Australia and always use Book Depository. Is this it? https://www.bookdepository.com/Ask-Manager-Alison-Green/9780349419466
Aurion* November 29, 2017 at 3:02 pm Congratulations, Alison! Will definitely pre-order on Kobo as soon as I get home :)
Sualah* November 29, 2017 at 3:05 pm I also marked that it’s a “Want to Read” on Goodreads–are all those books under your author profile really you? I’m thinking you may be merged with another Alison Green.
Ask a Manager* Post authorNovember 29, 2017 at 3:07 pm Ha, no. I’ll email them and see if they can fix that.
Ask a Manager* Post authorNovember 29, 2017 at 4:06 pm Here’s the correct listing: https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/34019082-ask-a-manager
Frank Doyle* November 29, 2017 at 4:07 pm GoodReads Librarian here: post about the issue in this thread and a librarian will help you out. (I’d do it myself but my skills are rusty.)
My Inner Demon Likes Cookies* November 29, 2017 at 3:08 pm Very exciting news!!! I’m making sure our library orders a copy (and will also put one on my Amazon list for myself). And everyone else — please ask your library to consider adding a copy to their collections. That way, people who might not be able to get the book for themselves due to their own budgetary concerns can still access this awesome info!! And Alison, if you do plan a book tour, I know my library would welcome you! We have a great indie bookstore in the city that works with authors to plan signings, etc.
Buffy* November 29, 2017 at 3:55 pm Good idea! I just became a member of my local library and loving it!
nutella fitzgerald* November 29, 2017 at 3:37 pm I made a noise like Ron Swanson getting his shoes shined when I saw this post.
Drew* November 29, 2017 at 3:41 pm Not to be a Fergus (ha!), but if you’re preordering on Amazon, may I suggest using the link smile.amazon.com rather than http://www.amazon.com? You pay the same and Amazon kicks a few cents to a charity or cause that you designate. It’s an easy way for people to help out and the “few cents here, few cents there” really start to add up.
pandq* November 29, 2017 at 7:21 pm Yes to this! And all your lists “wish list”, history of purchases, etc. carry over to the smile.amazon site. The checks my nonprofit clients get from Amazon Smile are small, and can’t replace your regular donations to the causes you love, but they are a nice bonus!
Arjay* November 29, 2017 at 3:50 pm First, congratulations! This is the best news I’ve heard all day. ] Second, is there a timeliness issue when you say that pre-orders are good for authors? I’m looking for things to add to my holiday wish list for the family (“We never know what to get you!”). If I put it on my wish list and no one bites, I’d pre-order myself in January if that’s helpful. If it’s more helpful to pre-order today, I’ll do that instead. (To family: “Get me Amazon gift cards; they won’t go to waste!”)
Julie Clare* November 30, 2017 at 1:13 am Unless things have changed a lot in the past few years, basically all pre-orders get counted as sales on the day that the book is released, so pre-orders make a big difference in sales rankings.
ArtsNerd* November 29, 2017 at 4:07 pm An audiobook request, addressed to The Powers That Be: Some Kindle titles have “add narration” option which also gives you their Audible book equivalent, so you can sync your ebook and audiobook files as you go. So, for example, you can listen in the car via Audible and then pick up where you left off on your Kindle when you hit your sofa. (Or, if you’re like me and have weird, specific attention issues, you can listen and read at the same time.) Please do that. Also, the extent of your fan base certainly warrants a tour of SOME sort. I will personally fuss at your publicist if they suggest otherwise.
Penguin Lifting Heavy Things* November 29, 2017 at 4:12 pm If you do a book tour, make sure to do BookPeople in Austin. They have tons of authors come through – big and small – and have almost daily events. It’s an incredible store! Also, if there is an autographed option, will you please post it? I would definitely pay to get a signed copy.
Kali* November 29, 2017 at 4:19 pm Congratulations! Also, *loving* that the first ‘you may also like’ link is “my coworker self-published an X-rated book and won’t stop promoting it at work”.
Jadelyn* November 29, 2017 at 4:53 pm Preordered – congrats! I’m thinking about also preordering a paper copy to leave in the break room…
Oscar Madisoy* November 30, 2017 at 9:07 am I can see an evil boss flipping through the book in the break room, deciding he doesn’t like it because he doesn’t want his employees to become “enlightened,” as it were, and removes it (either to throw out or to keep for himself).
LBK* November 29, 2017 at 5:52 pm Congrats! My family yells at me when I buy stuff for myself around this time of year so adding it to my Christmas list and will harass them to make sure someone actually pre-orders it for me :)
amandabk* November 29, 2017 at 8:05 pm Congratulations on the book, can’t wait to read it. My suggestion for naming the next book has to be …. “Even Shamans Need Day Jobs.”
SophieChotek* November 29, 2017 at 9:55 pm Pre-ordered via Amazon. And I totally will be sending you the book with return postage for a signed edition. =)
Fafaflunkie* November 29, 2017 at 11:36 pm 153 days to go… soon 152 days… …tell myself to remember that good things come to those who wait and that patience is a virtue. …soon 152 days. Pre-Order already clicked.
Nobody Here By That Name* November 29, 2017 at 11:43 pm One of the easiest and fastest pre-orders I’ve ever done since The Cooking Gene.
Elizabeth West* November 30, 2017 at 12:36 am Awesome, congrats Alison! I will have to wait until closer to when it comes out. I can’t pre-order anything now.
Princess Consuela Banana Hammock* November 30, 2017 at 1:37 am I’m a little embarrassed to admit this, but I’m tempted to buy a bunch of copies and just distribute widely.
Lore* November 30, 2017 at 6:45 am There is a trend now of doing commercially available signed editions. I don’t know if it’s a thing for paperbacks as much but since it seems like there’s interest you might ask your publishing team.
a_born_tryer* November 30, 2017 at 10:11 am Question for Alison about your book – is an amazon.ca or walmart.ca pre-order available for Canadians yet? or is that still to come? Would love to pre-order, but at this time, the links seem to be only available for American shopping sites.
Ask a Manager* Post authorNovember 30, 2017 at 10:34 am For Canada, you can pre-order here: https://www.chapters.indigo.ca/en-ca/books/ask-a-manager-how-to/9780399181818-item.html?ikwid=ask+a+manager&ikwsec=Home&ikwidx=0
Tax Nerd* February 22, 2018 at 1:33 pm Ordered! It’ll be like a present to myself in a couple months. :)