update: my coworker tries to guilt-trip people by Alison Green on December 17, 2018 It’s “where are you now?” month at Ask a Manager, and all December I’m running updates from people who had their letters here answered in the past. Remember the letter-writer with the manipulative coworker who tried to guilt-trip people — doing things like storming around the office if someone turned down her offer of half a sandwich and bringing in unsolicited trays of food and then complaining no one got her any gifts? Here’s the update. I gained massive amounts of insight from reading your replies, along with all the comments people shared. Loving how the post got such a great public response, with so many people sharing similar stories of woe. I did try some of your response suggestions: * In response to tantrums insisting she’ll never bring in food again: “Yes, that sounds like a good idea since this obviously upsets you.” And, “You’ve said that before but you keep bringing it in. Since it upsets you, you should stop.” Both of which were met with a very standoffish “Well fine, if that’s how you feel!” After that, she eased up on bringing food for about one week, then everything returned to the way it was before. The last straw when she bought in some giant green grapes, and stood by my desk saying “let me watch you eat it” to which I had to reply that I wasn’t feeling well at the moment, but would save some of them for later. You are very right that having ZERO emotion in your response is the way to go. I learned that as long as I spoke robotically and had very little inflection in my voice, she would stare and look stunned for a few moments – but then would sit down, and the food harassment would temporarily stop. As long as I stayed mindful of the “no reaction” response, the incidents did start to dissipate. As for our boss, she actually refuses any confrontation or discipline at all, and rarely speaks to anybody in her department because she does not want to be bothered with us. (There’s a high probability I’ll submit questions about issues with the boss in an entirely new post to Ask a Manager lol.) However, I have some most excellent news – the guilt-tripper has since quit (after being disciplined by the company owner, over a different matter) – so office life is now quite blissful … although I do feel sorry for the next organization who picks her up! Thanks again for all of your feedback on this. It’s undoubtedly helping hundreds of others who find themselves in similar situations! You may also like:my coworker tries to guilt-trip peoplemy coworker keeps bringing me "problems" that aren't problems ... and they're definitely not HER problemsmy contact won't stop pressuring me to volunteer while I'm on medical leave { 100 comments }
Arts assistant* December 17, 2018 at 1:35 pm She wanted to watch you eat grapes?! Glad she’s gone but.. what!!?
Falling Diphthong* December 17, 2018 at 2:36 pm One of those things that should be a euphemism, but probably isn’t.
Cat wrangler* December 17, 2018 at 3:44 pm I’d be tempted to spit the seeds at her but then accepting the food feeds her ego and carries on the cycle. Weird.
LCL* December 17, 2018 at 3:51 pm That…is someone playing out some old family game at the work place. Definitely learned behavior.
Zennish* December 17, 2018 at 3:54 pm Seriously. Definitely a person where even their passive is aggressive.
Just Tired* December 18, 2018 at 2:27 pm One of my co-workers told me a story last week about an ex-co-worker of hers who would bring in baked goods and then sit at people’s desks and insist that they eat them while she watched. She wouldn’t eat any. How common is this behavior?!
valentine* December 17, 2018 at 1:40 pm So glad you are free, OP, particularly from “Let me watch you eat it.” I really want to pair this person with Food or Friendship/Handful of Almonds.
Observer* December 17, 2018 at 1:47 pm “Let me watch you eat it” REALLY sent my eyebrows up. That’s just incredibly out of line!
KK* December 17, 2018 at 1:57 pm 2nd this. I’m not sure if I should read it as a command or a threat.
stump* December 17, 2018 at 7:18 pm A command, a threat, or a come on? Because I’m imagining several options here and they’re all wretched. D:
Jennifer Thneed* December 17, 2018 at 1:59 pm Honestly? That line is creepy. Or horribly controlling. Or both.
UnderwaterOphelia* December 17, 2018 at 2:02 pm Yes, I wonder if she was secretly poisoning the food or something!
Hills to Die on* December 17, 2018 at 2:03 pm That was both creepy and funny. She is dying for a reaction–any reaction! I love a good ‘won’t be emotionally blackmailed’ story. Thank you and congratulations!
WellRed* December 17, 2018 at 2:04 pm I think I would have calmly taken the grapes and calmly dropped them in trash while she watched.
Archaeopteryx* December 17, 2018 at 4:13 pm Or just blank-faced said “Felicia, the answer to your request is No.”
AKchic* December 18, 2018 at 12:31 pm That was my thought too. Paired with a very calm “I will not accept a single crumb from you, so please stop wasting your time and energy. We are here to work and your job is not to feed me.”
Dust Bunny* December 17, 2018 at 2:05 pm Anybody else picturing Tess of the d’Urbervilles and a basket of strawberries?
Princess Consuela Banana Hammock* December 17, 2018 at 2:10 pm My jaw dropped at that line. It’s so disgusting and controlling and out of line.
(Different) Rebecca, PhD* December 17, 2018 at 2:13 pm That’s one of the creepiest things I’ve ever read. Very “Silence of the Lambs” esque.
SheLooksFamiliar* December 17, 2018 at 2:33 pm Holy Something Or Other, that line made me squirm. Why? WHY would you say that to someone you work with?
Falling Diphthong* December 17, 2018 at 2:37 pm If you’re trying to give them knock out drops so you can put them on the corporate plane with a dozen bags of cash, as part of an elaborate scheme to cover up your own smaller embezzlement?
Marthooh* December 17, 2018 at 3:13 pm *Scribbles a note in a little book labelled “Get Rich Quick!”*
Airy* December 17, 2018 at 10:17 pm If you’ve built this up in your weird little mind as a battle of noble principles which you simply must win. If she eats what you told her to eat, that proves you were right all along and everyone should apologise to you!
Fuzzy Pickles* December 17, 2018 at 1:52 pm I… would fantasize staring her in the eyes while dropping the grapes in the trash after a comment like that. In reality, I would be dumbfounded.
TypityTypeType* December 17, 2018 at 2:06 pm It sounds like a horror movie, honestly — where everyone in the audience wants to yell “Don’t eat the grapes!”
Blue* December 17, 2018 at 2:34 pm Seriously! Besides being completely inappropriate, it’s just SO creepy.
Rebecca* December 17, 2018 at 2:18 pm I’d seriously be tempted to say “you first”, but only if I was able to pick the exact grape. Wow.
Cat wrangler* December 17, 2018 at 3:46 pm I just remembered that some of the victims of Jack the Ripper were reputed to be found holding grapes. No.
Drew* December 17, 2018 at 1:42 pm Congratulations on setting firm boundaries while remaining totally professional. Have a cookie…but only if you really want one!
Nicole* December 17, 2018 at 1:44 pm Let me watch you eat it?! I don’t think I could stay placid if someone said that to me, LOL!
I Wrote This in the Bathroom* December 17, 2018 at 2:34 pm Yeah, I think my mouth would’ve taken on a life of its own and a “is there anything else you’d like to watch me do?!” would’ve come out of it, and that would’ve been the end of me at that job. How incredibly creepy.
Lana Kane* December 17, 2018 at 3:50 pm This would have seriously threatened my poker face. Seriously, kudos to the OP for keeping a straight face.
Kwazy Kupcake* December 17, 2018 at 1:45 pm “Let me watch you eat it.” Nooooo, thank you. I wish I had more to add, but for some reason “let me watch you eat it” is so creepy it’s blocking the rest of my thoughts.
Justme, the OG* December 17, 2018 at 1:53 pm That’s what I would say to my kid eating her broccoli, so she doesn’t sneak it to the dog. Still creepy in a parenting situation, super creepy in the situation from the OP.
Teapot librarian* December 17, 2018 at 3:06 pm My cat eats broccoli! (And mushrooms. And bananas. I don’t give them to him, but he pulls the broccoli and mushroom ends that I’ve trimmed out of the sink and snacks on them!)
Justme, the OG* December 17, 2018 at 3:09 pm He does! He was begging for my dinner one night with his adorable puppy dog eyes, and I told him that if he didn’t back off he would get broccoli. He did and liked it.
JS82* December 17, 2018 at 3:12 pm My dog has been a food beggar from day 1. I did NOTHING to start this behavior. So one day I thought I was sooo brilliant and gave him some of the rather spicy chicken I was making. For sure he would never beg again. Now my damn dog likes spicy food. SMH. There’s no winning with him.
Merci Dee* December 17, 2018 at 8:57 pm My cat absolutely loves chili cheese Fritos. They can be a bit spicy, too. Sometimes he’ll try to nip my fingers and steal one if I’m eating the chip instead of giving it to him. Only cat I’ve ever had that literally tries to steal food from my mouth.
Recent Anon Lurker* December 18, 2018 at 8:46 am I had a dog that would break into my garden for my jalapeño and Serrano peppers. Would leave all the rest alone – just went after the peppers.
AKchic* December 18, 2018 at 12:36 pm My dog is a beggar too. She is the Lady Sad Eyes von Gimme Food for a reason. The cats aren’t much better.
Lady Kelvin* December 17, 2018 at 3:20 pm We threaten our dog with carrots. She acts like she wants them, but then chews them up and leaves them in pieces all over the floor for us to clean up. So actually, I’m not sure who we are punishing when we give her carrots…
Jennifer Thneed* December 17, 2018 at 3:51 pm It’s hard for me to believe that this is over 10 years old now… https://littera-abactor.livejournal.com/7748.html
SheLooksFamiliar* December 17, 2018 at 6:51 pm That is righteous – describes almost every dog I’ve ever known and loved.
lurker bee* December 17, 2018 at 11:23 pm Love this! Our pup comes running at the first sounds of a cantaloupe being cut open.
Ermintrude* December 18, 2018 at 12:42 pm Merrill Markoe wrote a piece like that about her dogs that was hilarious. This is great. :)
LJay* December 17, 2018 at 4:34 pm A dog that lived at the riding stable I went to when I was a kid ate both of those things. Raw, too! I always thought raw carrots were a weird thing for a dog to eat.
Anonymous Engineer* December 17, 2018 at 5:03 pm Riding stables are full of both of those things, since they are common horse treats. I guess that dog figured out that was his best chance for variety!
Lis* December 17, 2018 at 5:15 pm We used to have a pony living in a field beside our house (not our pony) and the dog used to try steal the handfuls of grass we fed her from her mouth. I guess he figured if the other animal would eat it he should. He also ate broccoli oranges and other fruit and veg.
Sandy* December 17, 2018 at 4:42 pm My ancient dog eats carrots, apples, sweet potato, blueberries and zucchini. And kale, if there’s dressing on it. He draws the line at spinach. He’s gotten more adventurous as he ages and I’d swear he probably can’t smell as well any longer.
Recent Anon Lurker* December 18, 2018 at 8:52 am When I was a kid we had a lab-great Dane mix that would eat anything but black olives. He ate oranges, grapefruit, grapes, lettuce, carrots, celery, tomatoes, any pasta he could get his mouth on. But he wouldn’t do olives. We joked that he also must have been part goat. (We got him from a shelter, he was the last one still there because he was the runt.)
kittymommy* December 17, 2018 at 1:59 pm Super creepy!! “Let me watch you eat..” yeah, you just wait for that…
Le Sigh* December 17, 2018 at 4:05 pm “Let me watch you eat,” she said, immediately after demanding you put the lotion in the basket.
Où est la bibliothèque?* December 17, 2018 at 1:45 pm I desperately want you to eat something I brought and I will throw a tantrum if you don’t: neurotic and annoying “Let me watch you eat it”: super creepy, bordering on fetish
Waiting for the Sun* December 17, 2018 at 2:15 pm Yes! It sounds like something an abusive parent would say. :(
Observer* December 17, 2018 at 1:48 pm Now I REALLY want to know what caused her to get disciplined. Also, why the CEO is allowing your boss to get away with not managing.
Augusta Sugarbean* December 17, 2018 at 2:08 pm Yes! If I had those kinds of managers reporting to me, they’d be getting a lot of questions about why they aren’t doing the managing that they are paid to do. We had that problem last year and I never understood why grandboss didn’t get tired of the calls.
ISuckAtUserNames* December 17, 2018 at 2:42 pm I suspect the boss is a family member of the CEO or something similar. Sounds like a fairly small company, if the CEO is disciplining people directly, or even has enough visibility to see stuff to discipline in the first place.
LKW* December 17, 2018 at 1:55 pm I’m glad that you’re rid of her, but I have to admit this is a semi-satisfying response. I wish you had more time to torture her by not giving in to her guilt.
Kes* December 17, 2018 at 1:57 pm Wow, “Let me watch you eat it” is just so… weird. I also look forward to the post about the boss who rarely talks to anyone in her department because she doesn’t want to be bothered with them. I get that some people dislike management, but just ignoring all your employees seems like an odd approach which is… not likely to work very well, in multiple ways.
EPLawyer* December 17, 2018 at 2:46 pm which is … not managing. You kinda have to interact with your reports in order to have anything to manage. How do you even know if work is being done? Just the mind boggles. As for guilt-tripper, the “let me watch you eat” was so far over the line, I think it faded out on the horizon. I honestly don’t know what I would have done in that moment. But my face would have told a thousand tales.
Blue* December 17, 2018 at 4:37 pm Oh, same. I don’t have much of a poker face, and I suspect she would’ve gotten a pretty epic WTF face from me.
rldk* December 17, 2018 at 1:59 pm oh my goodness gracious. that is downright creepy! i’m sorry that boss won’t be a boss, but i’m glad the guilt-tripper is off tripping somewhere else now
Melba Toast* December 17, 2018 at 1:59 pm The “‘let me watch you eat it’” makes this seem like the office version of Welcome to the Dollhouse :/
Micromanagered* December 17, 2018 at 2:37 pm I love that you went for that reference. It captures my WTF perfectly.
Lady Phoenix* December 17, 2018 at 2:18 pm “Let me watch you eat it” would be given the following response: “That is a creepy thing to say. I am going to go back into my work and pretend you did not say or act like a creep.”
Amy Farrah Fowler* December 17, 2018 at 2:25 pm Yeah, I don’t think I’d have the cajones to say that in the moment (I always think of good things to say after the fact). But I think my jaw would have hit the floor… (which would probably inhibit the eating.)
hbc* December 17, 2018 at 2:29 pm I feel like I would get into trouble, because my instinct was “Am I auditioning for the clean plate club or a fetish site? Either way, not interested.”
Rana* December 17, 2018 at 2:20 pm “Let me watch you eat it.” ::grabs grapes, shoves into wastebasket, squashes:: ::calmly:: I’m going back to work now. Seriously, what a weirdo!
I exist* December 17, 2018 at 2:26 pm “Let me watch you eat it.” almost makes it sound like the grapes are poisoned lol
Lady Ariel Ponyweather* December 17, 2018 at 2:30 pm “Let me watch you eat it.” “Only on a leap year.” So glad she’s out of your life, OP. Good luck dealing with your boss, hope things improve in that area as well.
Lady Ariel Ponyweather* December 19, 2018 at 11:14 am I feel like the grammar is off in my reply but I can’t figure out what the problem is. Glad I could make you laugh, though! That leap year thing will be a running joke for the rest of my life.
hi hello* December 17, 2018 at 2:33 pm Worried about your boss in the first letter (not either paying someone for time working or letting them leave early), and now they won’t manage at all… this might be a good blog for them to start following
Comms Girl* December 17, 2018 at 2:33 pm “Let me watch you eat it” reminds me of Benedict Cumberbatch’s creepy “Bite it. You have to bite it” line in Atonement. Yeaaaaaaah, what a disturbing person…
Walter White Walker* December 17, 2018 at 2:35 pm “Let me watch you eat it” sounds like a line from ‘Silence of the Lambs’ that got cut for being too creepy.
Micromanagered* December 17, 2018 at 2:40 pm “Let me watch you eat it” Get. TF. Away. From me. I’m not saying this lightly… This might actually be one of the creepier things I’ve read on this site.
Goya de la Mancha* December 17, 2018 at 2:43 pm Honestly, if someone wanted me to eat something while they were standing there watching me, I’d figure it was laced with cyanide or the likes.
Pebbles* December 17, 2018 at 2:48 pm “Let me watch you eat it” Not a coworker, but I’ve had a waiter say something like that to me. Apparently he had never seen someone eat hard-boiled eggs before? My husband, sitting across from me, was also creeped out. That waiter was one of the few in my life I didn’t tip. OP, I’m just imaging how happy you must be to not have that in your life anymore!
Clorinda* December 17, 2018 at 3:55 pm A waiter who has issues about watching people eat is DEFINITELY in the wrong line of work.
JSPA* December 17, 2018 at 5:45 pm Could be a fetish, but maybe they had a bet in the kitchen, what type of hard-boiled egg eater you were? Peel & bite, peel and cut, or (as with soft boiled) big-enders or little ender (remove one end or the other and eat with a spoon). Uncool to vocalize it, regardless, but a pretty harmless curiosity, if so.
Pebbles* December 17, 2018 at 5:53 pm Well it came already peeled, so that leaves out the first couple options. He did ask me if I salt my egg first (I don’t). And now I’m weirded out again over multiple people possibly being that invested(?) in how I eat my eggs. I guess that’s harmless, but find a different hobby folks.
autophage* December 17, 2018 at 2:57 pm > “As for our boss, she actually refuses any confrontation or discipline at all > […] > although I do feel sorry for the next organization who picks her up!” I guess the best-case scenario would be that, in the next organization that picks her up, her boss is less conflict-avoidant?
Sara without an H* December 17, 2018 at 3:24 pm You are very right that having ZERO emotion in your response is the way to go. I learned that as long as I spoke robotically and had very little inflection in my voice, she would stare and look stunned for a few moments – but then would sit down, and the food harassment would temporarily stop. As long as I stayed mindful of the “no reaction” response, the incidents did start to dissipate. This. Your co-worker obviously wanted emotional attention, so depriving her of it would, eventually, have discouraged her. Did you get an “extinction burst,” in which she stepped up the activity when you stopped responding? Or maybe her attempt to force-feed you grapes would fit that description.
The Bimmer Guy* December 17, 2018 at 3:53 pm Let me watch you eat it?! What does she think you are, a fidgety toddler? Wow.
Birch* December 17, 2018 at 4:30 pm This is fascinating. Did OP ever try completely ignoring this bananacrackers coworker? I’m imagining OP resolutely staring at the computer, typing responses to us here and not reacting at all while coworker shoves grapes in her face making airplane noises… and then the next day OP shows up with a beekeeper’s hat but coworker spoons pudding cups through the mesh….
Sandy* December 17, 2018 at 4:43 pm Wow. Given all her other behavior, I think this is just an incredibly creepy aspect of her controlling nature but…yeah. Scuse me, I’m gonna call HR over. Now, repeat that.
Cranky Prognathodon* December 17, 2018 at 4:51 pm The “Cookie Policy” tab floating at the bottom of the window makes this comment thread extra-amusing! :)
Delta Delta* December 17, 2018 at 5:35 pm I had some of those giant green grapes. They’re so big they’re basically a knife-and-fork food. Maybe “let me watch you eat it” was along the lines of “can anyone fit one of these enormous grapes in their mouth?” But probably not. It was more likely some very bizarre power and control move. I’m a little bit of a jerk sometimes, and I’ve had those giant grapes. I’d have been tempted to say, “let ME watch YOU eat one.”
B'Elanna* December 17, 2018 at 6:01 pm Well, at least now we know WHY she keeps bringing food in. She wants to watch people eat it. Watching… always watching.
MissDisplaced* December 17, 2018 at 6:26 pm From the original letter “Oh, I see MY half a sandwich wasn’t good enough for you.” I’d say this person has a very unhealthy obsession with food and attention seeking. So bizarre, especially as she gets so upset over it.
Quake Johnson* December 17, 2018 at 7:36 pm “Let me watch you eat it” “Don’t you have work to do?” Then watch her brain fizzle between wanting to watch you eat and wanting to make it seem like she’s the hardest worker ever who never takes breaks.