A heads-up about update season: for the next few weeks I’ll be posting at midnight, 11 am, 12:30 pm, 2 pm, 3:30 pm, and 5 pm (all times are Eastern)* … as a minimum. There will sometimes be additional posts at 10:30 am and random times throughout the afternoon as well!
We have a lot of updates.
Also, if you’ve had your letter answered here in the past and would like to send in an update, there’s still time to include it so go ahead and email it to me!
* That’s Monday through Thursday. Friday will be unpredictable.
Sorry for the earworm, but UPDATE SEASON
“The most wonderful tiiiiimmmme of the yeeaaarrrr.”
“With Hannakuh balls jingling and the whole staff Zooming you be of good cheer!”
*clapclapclapclapclap* Well done!
I read “extra updates” and my brain went straight to the Hallelujah chorus.
I am unreasonably excited! It’s the best!
This is precisely how I, and everyone I love, have been reacting to update season. It’s the bessssst!!!
Multiple postings AND of updates– wheeeeeeee!
Truly. Thanks, Allison, and thanks to all the letter writers for sharing their updates!
mood = popcorn eating gazelle gif.
I’ll see your popcorn eating gazelle and raise you a popcorn eating giraffe! 8-D
Query how in the WORLD am I supposed to get any work done during update season?
BIG SAME.
MOOD
I use this column as a reward for closing out my dullest tasks anyway, so ;-)
::fancydancing[gif]::
Probably just as well we can’t use them here. It’d turn into a gif-off.
100% would.
Yes!!!! The best time of year!
Best, best, BEST!!!
Very intrigued to see how previous letter writers are doing! While 2020 was definitely the Year of Things Going Bananas, I feel like 2021 was still an unusual year for most of us, to say the least.
I feel like 2020 was the Year of Things Going Bananas and 2021 was the Year of I Guess Crazypants is Normal Now.
Or “Can we make banana bread yet?”
Only if it’s warm and gooey.
Bravo!!
2021 was 2020 in a bad wig.
My hope for 2022 is that it is an incredibly boring year.
This comment has made me cackle out loud and scare the builder!
Now you have to make him a cup of tea, haha.
Yay!
Thanks for the schedule. This helps me be able to read them with as little distraction from, you know, actual work as possible.
Give us a teaser Alison – what update will we be the most excited about?
Hard to say, but I will tell you that there’s an update from the person who saw her coworker masturbating at work!
And a bunch of others that I know people really wanted! It’s an interesting update season.
:D
Can’t wait to read them! :-)
I hope that includes an Intent to Flounce update! So looking forward to that.
YES! came here to wish for exactly that!
Sounds like I’d better make sure not to be drinking anything when I read. :’D
And you just toss that out there to torture us? ;)
Huzzah! I feel like update season gets bigger and better every year. And I love it!
:squeals!:
:scrambles to set multiple alarms, to repeat every weekday from now until December’s end:
Will we have a Worst Boss of 2021 contest and if so, when will it take place? (I forgot when the normal timeframe is for it.)
Yes! It’s in brackets again so it’ll take place over the course of a week, starting on December 7. I’m allowing a couple of days for voting in each round this year, since last year some people said they didn’t have enough time to vote.
Great! I cannot wait! I’m sure I will be shocked all over again about all the horrible bosses I forgot.
You are a treasure, and we are all in for some lovely holiday treats. Thank you!
It’s the most wonderful time of the year – the updates!!!
OH BOY OH BOY I can’t wait!
I predict that I will get very little work done this month. I LOVEEEEE updates season.
I love this site, and I love how you have compassion for your writers. And, now I love how you are keeping us in the know about the updates! Thank you!
Aha, the real holiday feast! *tucks napkin into collar and primes cutlery*
I may or may not have just translated the times into Pacific time and wrote them on a post-it to keep in my drawer at work. Can’t wait!
(i must admit i did the same thing)
Did the same for my time zone. :)
I’m in the Central time zone, so I only have to adjust by an hour. Which is a good thing, since I’m math-challengd!
Hint for anyone who sees this (a day after the post): most calendar programs allow you to have 2 timezones showing… Apparently it’s to make scheduling WORK STUFF easier. :-)
Yay! Thanks for the schedule!
Anyone else madly refreshing the page?
yeah!!!!! I love the updates!
It truly is the most wonderful time of the year.
Alison – thank you so much for all the extra work you put into Update Season! I really love seeing what has happened to those who wrote in, and got such great advice (even if it’s NOT what the OP wanted to hear…lol)
And I’m not sure why that comment nested…
Please ignore – My computer is driving me nuts and showing things in weird places.
All Fridays are unpredictable. That’s what makes them fun. :)
Will we hear if our update will be published or not? I sent mine in before the holiday and I haven’t heard anything :/
I’m sorry, I have so many that I haven’t acknowledged all of them yet! I’m sending out emails with links and dates of publication in batches, but you will definitely get an email ahead of time!
Alison, this update schedule makes me very curious which time zone you find yourself in! :)
I’m in Eastern, but everything is pre-scheduled to auto-publish on its own (so I’m not sitting here clicking a button at each of those times — to the contrary, I intend to relax and do very little!).
That indicates an impressive amount of faith in the commentariat
“It’s the most wonderful time… at AAM”
*dances*
I love the way Alison manages our expectations. <3
*fetches the popcorn*
Yesss, I am very excited for this update. Thank you Alison (and all LW who have updated!)
I hope we get an update from the poor girl at the beginning of November who walked in on her CEO doing… NSFW things. I really hope it worked out for her in the end and especially that the CEO wasn’t a monster about it.